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A man was walking along the beach and found a 
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so
he opened the bottle. A genie appeared and 
thanked the man for letting him out. The genie
said, 'I am so grateful to get out of that bottle
that I will grant you one wish. I can only grant 
one.' 

The man thought for a while and finally said, 
'I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never
been able to go because I cannot fly. Airplanes 
are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see
all that water and I become very claustrophobic. 
So I wish for a road to be built from here to 
Hawaii. 

The genie thought for a few minutes and finally 
said, 'No, I don't think I can do that. Just 
think of all the work involved. Consider all the
piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep 
they would have to go to reach the bottom of the
ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that
is just too much to ask.' 

The man thought for a few minutes and then told 
the genie, 'There is one other thing I have 
always wanted. I would like to be able to 
understand women. What makes them laugh and cry,
why are they temperamental, why are they so 
difficult to get along with. Basically, what 
makes them tick.' 

The genie considered for a few minutes and said,
'So, do you want two lanes or four?' 
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