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7/23, 7:05 p.m.
Kansas City Royals at Detroit Tigers, Comerica Park

Rhymes with "Muck"

Here are some things that we - and a number of Detroit Tigers fans who decided to join us - yelled at Chuck Knoblauch on Tuesday night:

  • Hey Knoblauch! You suck!
  • Hey Chucky, remember when you were on the Yankees? Because I'm still trying to forget that because you sucked!
  • They moved you from second base because you sucked, Chuck! And now you're playing out here and you still suck!
  • Hey Chucky, will you switch spots with me for an inning? C'mon, I'll buy you a beer!
  • Knoblauch sucks! Knoblauch sucks! (repeat 10x)
  • Hey Knobby, I'm a Red Sox fan, but you were always my favorite Yankee….because you suck!
  • You suck! Your batting stance sucks! You bat like you have to poop! Do you have to poop, Chuck?!
  • Derek Jeter hates you!
  • You should take yourself out of the game!
  • Forever, Chuck! FOR! EV! ER!
  • You have to go bat now, Chuck! But after you suck up there, we'll be here waiting for you to suck out here!
  • Did you ever notice that your name rhymes with suck? Chuck, suck! Chuck, suck! Chuck, suck!
  • Hey Chuck, can I borrow ten dollars?
  • George Lombard is batting higher than you, Chuck! George…Lombard!
  • How does it feel to be able to make the Royals worse, Chuck! That's how much you suck!
  • Suck in that gut, fatty! Suck in that gut since you suck so much!
  • Even the people in the cheap seats are laughing at you, Chuck!
  • And they can barely see you from up there!
  • Hey Chuck, your glove is bigger than your torso, Chuck!
  • You're short! You're fat! You suck!
  • Even the three year olds are laughing at you, Chuck! How does that make you feel?
  • And they're taller than you, too, Chuck! They're taller than you!
  • And they're better than you, too, Chuck! Because you suck!
  • We're still here, Chuck. And you still suck!
  • You suck! (pause) At least your consistent, Chuck! (pause) 'Cause you still suck!
  • Can you hear us Chuck? Stand there and look sad if you can hear us, Chuck! (pause) That's what I thought! You suck!

"Do you have to poop, Chuck?"

He couldn't play the infield anymore, so they moved him to the outfield, and he can't do that either.


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