From now on, the notorious tape-worm, that hides itself in the intestines of human victims, will be a protected animal-species. This was confirmed by the Russian organisation Friends of Tape-worms. Said president Yuri Blastov, "animal rights should be a big issue these days. Tape-worms are beautiful, ingenious creatures that deserve to be cherished. But I should go now, I am terribly hungry."

Proof for evolution-theory found

Archeologists have found a skeleton of a monkey with wings. They say it is the greatest breakthrough in finding evidence for the evolution-theory since the discovery of the Neanderthal. And they did another great discovery. They have found the skeleton of a bird without wings, a couple of meters away from the apebird. These facts proof that humankind descends from apes and apes from birds.

Film-critic has eternal deja-vu

A 35-year-old film-critic from France is suffering from what he calls "an eternal deja-vu". Doctors say the man is suffering from psycariosis, a virus that causes hallucinations. He says he suffers a lot, because "all I see right now are French movies, and they are really bad."

Stephen Hawking kidnapped by aliens

According to a schizophrenic homeless orphan, Stephen Hawking has been temporarily kidnapped by aliens. Said the child, "You don't hear from him anymore ever since he came up with that theory of his about the universe and stuff." We tried to contact Stephen, but all we heard on the phone was an answering machine saying 'hello' with a robotic voice. "The aliens must have mistaken his weelchair for a throne," says the orphan. "They think Stephen is our leader." 

Boy finds tribe in treehouse

A South-African boy (12) from Johannusburg has recently discovered that a complete tribe had hidden itself in his treehouse. The treehouse is no bigger than 2 x 3 x 2,5 meters, so it is a miracle that all the 83 members fit in. Normally, the Elegu-tribe lives in the plains, but the recent heavy rainfail made them take a refuge in the boy's self-build hut. One of the tribesmen said, "It's not like we are all in the treehouse at the same time. Some of us do smoke."

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