19/7/00
- I got my copy!!!!
8/7/00
- It's been a while
9/6/00
- General Info
2/6/00 -
Dickheads!?!?!?
21/5/00 -
What's the hold up?
4/5/00 -
The Recording Process
2/5/00 -
CD Release
28/3/00 - Marketing
Skills
10/3/00 - The truth about beer
| 18/8/00 - I'm not happy, but that's usual I spose...*whimper* |
Well...as usual not much news to report, but I spose there is always something to talk about. But anyway I shall start bitching I spose:
I ordered the CD's for everyone who wanted one from my school...which is a good thing, but I stuffed up the orders and I tgot all confused and now I don't think they are ordered, yet I have an e-mail saying I have spent $158.00 :( So I don't know what has hapened...I am about to write to mp3.com and ask em, grrrrrrrrrr Me = pissed off
Tim is doing Love is monkey for his final exam for year 11 in music, his topic is technology and music, as mine is, but the gaybo man has left me very annoyed in that he wont let me perform it with him...I really want to, mainly because we never do anything like that and I think it would be fun...But oh no...Tim's ass tightened up once again and he is being a dickhead...Yeh don't worry about me my friend...I will be just fine!
...Gareth
| 19/7/00 - I got my Copy!!!! [Post a comment] |
So...do you have your copy of the Poo Wee Bum Farts album yet?!?!? I know I have mine! Dam it :) I got home today and did as I have done for the last few days and said...did my CD come, and before anyone could answer I saw a small cardboard box about the size of a CD. So I ripped open to cover to see a beautiful blue cover with me and Timmy's cartoon faces on it :) so I suspect Tim got his too, and yes, I definitely give it the go ahead...It really was everything I hoped it would be, mp3.com have done a great job. So I hear by pronounce the album OUT AND READY! so get to it and buy it here!!!
So anyway just off the track a little bit with some general news...Tim and I have noticed a slight increase in our payback earnings...after staying on 25 cents for a while, it is now at $3.25 :) so not allot, but the main thing is, people are listening to our songs! This is mainly due to this one guy who has made over $1 000 on mp3.com, and he linked to us...so we love him :) Go see his site here!
Also other historic news, I think as a result of all these listenings, we managed to get the song Stupid Dog up to number 36 on the mp3.com general comedy charts! Tim and I never thought in our wildest dreams that we would get up that high! But we have...so once again...thanks to that guy! :)
So
I think that concludes it for the day :)) Tim and I are happy, and I know I have
probably forgotten something, but deal with it :) I am happy thats the main
thing...Gareth
| 8/7/00 - Gee it's been ages since last update [Post a comment] |
So anyway it's 8:15 pm Saturday night, I am on the internet as usual chatten away, and then Tim comes on line and we chat about nothing in particular...and the out of the blue I say "wanna release the album tonight?" This is out of the blue because there are a few things on it not really up to scratch but I was sick to death of waiting :) the only things were a few lyrics were wrong, we're talking like a few words so it's no biggy. So guess what ladies an gents...IT'S OUT DAMIT. The Poo Wee Bum Farts now have an album out! What an exciting night this is...So I think as a result of all this...Go buy it right now! I have not checked it yet, it will be about a week I hope before I can see if everything is the way we wanted it. Anyway the album itself is called 'Music from the heart of our bottom', but that didn't fit in the thingo at mp3.com, so it appears there as 'From the heart of my bottom'.
Now
I know it is hard to get over this but there are just a few things that have occurred
in regular news that need to be told.
The farts have already recorded a heap of stuff for our
visual thingo...read the next post to find out about all this...we have
recorded a documentary on Tim and I, as well as the Camden area, and the
Clean it up film clip Secondly...Tim received an e-mail from this guy who also has
a has a page on mp3.com who has made over $1 000, the reason being that he
has linked us to his page! So we are very pleased about that. As a result of the album release the Main
Page has been changed a considerable amount. Gareth has a new page up for a friend this time, so check it
out here. Well that's all I can think of for the moment, so in a last few
words...Buy the CD it is well worth it :) We hope. Now I hand it over to
Timmy...Gareth
Yes, this is truly a momentous occasion in Poo Wee history.
Incidentally - I was watching women's soccer on the weekend, a match between
China and Australia, and one of the Chinese players' names was Pui Wie (or
something to that affect) and so I chuckled.
So I have ordered my copy of the album - it cost all up AU$19.75
for those Australians interested in purchasing a copy. I will advise to you that
buying this CD will make you a better person and quite possibly extend the
length of your penis (only applies for males).
And now for some exciting, non-Poo news - the Bumtown
Drifters played at a big fat concert on Friday night. There were quite a few
people there, although Gareth was not in attendance. We are on a compilation CD
called Primal Energy 2000. Thankyou for listening...Tim
Ok, there is quite a bit of
information coming your way today, for all you h4rdC0r3 Farts Fans, so do your
self a favour and read on. And spread the word of the update. Ok
first the page. I have added a little post a comment thing up there ^^ that will
be done from now on, so that enables you to comment on these updates, or
anything else. Soon as I get them, I will put them up. Also, Tim and I both have
new sites. Mine is about local music where I am, and will be found here,
and Tim's it about all the pages that he has made, and can be found here.
So visit them and sign the guest book and stuff. So
now onto the second most important news. The CD inside cover is finished, so we
can now release the CD, or so you would think anyway...But the freaken mp3.com
penises are in some kinda legal something or other, and we are unable to even
update our account and stuff, so until we have the go ahead we will release the
album. But now, Tim and
I have settled our differences, the reason...we have come to a compromise. There
will be no second album, however, there will be Video Clips! Yeh man, a
selection of those songs from the CD will be made into Video clips, put on CD
and be distributed for about...I dunno 7 bucks or something. And also, hopefully
they will contain maybe 2 or 3 new songs that are not on the CD. And I am
pushing for a little interview, or documentary or something like that on there.
So we can go around the school, and stuff like that, show ya everything we can
about the songs. So yeh it's all gonna happen, and Tim and I both like the idea
for once :) Anyway
that's about it, be sure to check our both our new pages, and write a comment :)
all songs are also ready to download and
that's about it my friends. Next update will prolly be when the CD comes out,
and the main page will also be changed when it comes out...Gareth
Well, I hope I don't get in trouble for breaking the sacred traditional format of the NEWS page. You see Gareth uses Frontpage to do all his HTML and it just makes everything impossible to understand. But this is my update. The album is on it's way. We could release it right now if Gareth wasn't so uptight about the bloody inside cover. I have yet to get the photos developed that we took on the day of the recording. I am thinking that one album is enough for the Poo Wee Bum Farts. After that I would like to maybe play a live gig or two and then call it quits. If you want us to stay
together for a second album click on this link. The thing is that this band is like a flick behind the ear. The first couple of time it's funny and you can just laugh about it, but after a while you just wanna turn around and thump the guy who's flicking you. Not that I'm sick of Gareth, I just don't want our audience feeling like they wanna thump us. Well, this brings my update to an end I suppose. Love from
Tim. Well, lucky I got a look at this, you see
Tim has a big problem, the fact is he is actually a big dickhead. I mean first
of all Tim says hey man 1 album is enough, and he is entitled to his opinion
(bloody stupid opinion if ya ask me), anyway, then wouldn't you think that if
there was only going to be one album, you would want it to be good? And he can't
even get the freaken Photos done, that's the problem. I want the photos done for
the inside cover, and I have offered to pay for the photos, and buy Timmy a new
film, but no...he won't get the photos developed untill the film is finished, I
mean it's like film is an endangered species!...What a Dick! And he thinks he
can pull everything over my eyes, well, Phark Joo Tim!... P.S. The Farts will live on!...Gareth.
Well, accuse me for being a total bitch if
that's your cup of tea...But you can ask Timmy about that one. Because I know
that all you people would kill to be able to have a copy of your own pwbf
CD...But you know...us elite musicians need our time. Well Tim doesn't, but what
the hell...I do (don't try to understand). So as a result of a few KEY
factors, we can not bring it out yet
like I said. However, as we speak my friends, every song that will be on the
album, is currently uploaded (sept for one, but it will be soon). So if you are
really that desperate I spose you can download
'em. I can't wait to bring it out, and if I had those key features, I could
do it right now...but lets not go into those key factors cause Tim will cry. But
if you really wanna know about it...e-mail
him, and ask him, why is the CD not out yet?...but don't tell him I sent you.
It will make it look like to him that someone cares about us. Anyway
in other news, tell us what you think of Tim's idea to send the CD into a record
label when it's FINALLY done...It is not serious, we just wanna see what
happens, it will make us laugh, like I am sure our peppy little tunes will do to
you too. I am also planning to send in Sounds
like duck to triple M (Sydney Radio), cause they have a segment called
"off the web" where people send in funny songs and stuff that they
find on the net, and they play em on the radio. So if by any chance one day they
have none, and are desperate, they might play it and give the addy out on
air...and then everyone in Sydney will know :) Brilliant little scammer I am,
well it was not my idea, but I shall take the credit (sorry Matt). So
anyway in conclusion, this has been a very boring post, it was just my way of
saying stuff behind Tim's back, cause I am scared he might hit me. So if I don'
tell him I updated, then he shouldn't look, then before you know it, the next
post will be up. Just hope Timmy doesn't tell me to take this down. So wrapping
up proceedings, the album will hopefully be out soon, I can do it tomorrow if I
get my features, but until then, Live with it punk. Look forward to our next
meeting...Gareth
We
9/6/00
- General information about everything that is everything, and of
course
the CD.
[Post a comment]
2/6/00
- Tim thinks Gareth is a dick, and Gareth thinks Tim is a dick...
[Post a comment]
21/5/00
- What's the hold up?!?!?
4/5/00
- The Recording Process
So with just a few more steps to go, we are looking at about end of next week. So make sure that you buy a copy, and in the mean time, check out our mp3.com page...I think Timmy is going to say a few things on this update, so he can have his say for the day...but anyway, it's bye from me...Gareth
Yes, whew, many many songs. 'Tis indeed a day that shall go down in the poo wee bum farts history. We actually only recorded 22 songs today (but you were close, Gareth). I am still very proud. We have the album cover, and the title will be "From the heart of my bottom", but we are still working on the inside of the cover...Tim
| 2/5/00 - CD Release |
Howdy. This is your old pal, Tim here. Gareth and I had to get out of bed at 5:00 this morning to go and play with the school jazz band at the Sydney Aquatic Centre. Good stuff. Anyway, while we were bumming around the stadium thingo during the day, we had a lot of time to discuss the upcoming release of our debut album.
Some titles that we thought might be good were: First Wipe, From The Heart Of My Bottom and Superbowl. We haven't really decided on what's going to be on the cover and on the inside of the booklet thing, but we're thinking like a whole bunch of pictures of us - kind of like the background of this page. So, that's the basic idea.
We calculated that we need about 8 more songs, to make a total of 24 for the album. We want to get together sometime on the weekend maybe and record some new stuff. We have a song about the time Gareth was knocked out by a cricket ball and also we want to do a song for the Sydney Olympics (like everyone else is doing these days).
Top Well...what a tiring week. I am sick to
death of this page, every time I updated it I found something wrong with it, or something
that could be improved, and since I found out that I could do some stuff I
couldn't b4, I have been going like crazy fixoring it. Anyway new features...I
made that thingo up there ^^^, that way you will be able to see previous updates
that you might have missed, or are interested in looking at. Ummmm, I made a links
page, so you can check out all the pages that have supported us, so please pay
them a visit, you might like...or you might wanna put your
link on our page. I also added another new page, called pic
of the update, it all started cause I got a funny pic and wanted you all to
see...anyway apart from that, I just fixed up some bugs, and almost stuffed up
the whole page...but yes anyway. And yes, today and last night my computer
completely shit it self, had to get someone to come fix, my friend Damien did
it. Have a look at this pic, it might be in the
running for a pic of the update soon, but for now, I have
to stick with the one that is there, cause it's funny as. Anyway I guess this wouldn't be an update
if I didn't say this: Download more songs...hehehe
there are quite a few there now...so have a look and see if they tickle your
fancy...Gareth
And to all a happy ANZAC day, well public
holiday anyway. And I guess I had better get into the sprit of things and say
thanks to all those top blokes who were fighting for this great country of ours.
Hmmmmm Anyway, Timmy has a 4-track, so yeh the
sooner we can get together the better, after looking at our mp3.com
page once again, and finding another song there that I didn't even know existed
from this band, how great...he does it all by him self, I fear that he is going
to kick me from this band one day...hahaha would any of you call us a band?!?!? Anyway, I think that right now...I am
going to change the look of this news page...so when you see this, you will
prolly see the new look...the nice little gadgets up top ^ Anyways bye...nice to have this good old
chat that we occasionally have, shit this means i have to update the main page
too...it is 10:25pm...I shall fix the page now. So anyway guess you are all worried about
me, nah I am ok, just hurts a little when I touch it. So it's the full story you
want? ok then... Well, I went out to bat, as you do in
cricket, and as usual I didn't wear a helmet, I stoped wearing em after I realised
I could just duck under any hard cricket balls coming for my head. But
no, this bowler had to just be that little bit quicker, and yes, I got hit in
the head, without a helmet, by a cricket ball coming at about 120 kph...I went
blank for about 5 seconds while falling to the ground. And scored my self a huge
lump and a scab. But eventually I walked off and had a rest, before going out
again batting last, this time with my very special treasured helmet. And before
this totally DICKHEAD keeper tried to beat me up for no freaken reason. What's the go with that,
I did not even say anything to him, and he mumbled a few words
to me and I didn't hear em, so I said yeh ok, and he told me not to be
smart...and pushed me...hehehe then my team mate hit a big shot, so I told em
they were getting frustrated...this made the keeper walk halfway up the pitch stairing
to me saying, I'm not frustrated... hahaha as if, later on he kicked
the stumps cause he went shit and missed a run out hahahaha dickhead, so yeh
what a great game of cricket...Hit in the head by a ball. Ouch. For those of you who know absolutely
nothing about cricket, I say sorry to you, anyways bye. Well, stuff has been happening, well not
really, but something however does disturb Timmy and I. Tim was visiting our mp3.com
page, I have no idea why, but he noticed that The
Phantom was no longer there, then, I think Tim looked in his e-mail or
something, and they said that we had breached a copy right thingo. So we are
like, WOT DA FUK? we have absolutely no idea...so yeh timmy might be able to
tell ya more. Anyway something else, I got a few
pictures of myself today, from a new years eve party at my friends house, man,
funny pics, as you can guess what goes on at a teenage new years party. Oh well
I will put em up tomorrow, then you can have a geeze for yourself...then you
will see what I am talking about. Anyway, you guys have Tim and I believing
that you read this, shit I would love to know that people are...
My name is Tim. This is my entry. Not much to say really, but next month (April 25th [my b'day]) I will be getting a four-track recorder of my very own, so Gareth and I will begin to churn out more songs than ever before and you will all be happy. Looking much forward to that. Another thing though - some people are stupid. Hey, call me controversial, call me hypocritical, but I just feel that it had to be said. If you are one of these people that is stupid, then please leave now. Thankyou. Download more songs.
30/4/00
- Page Updates
25/4/00
- Anzac Day
8/4/00
- Hit by Cricket Ball
6/4/00
- And we did what wrong?
29/3/00
- Tim's Birthday
| 28/3/00 - Marketing Skills |
Good morning Mr Lewis, and how are you today? I am well my friends...very jolly well. Hhhhhhhhmmmm nothing else matters, cool song eh...However, Tim who insists on taking over everything just goes away by himself and writes like 3 or 4 songs, snot fair I don't think oh well, make sure you download em, I reckon that if we get enough we can get up to a reasonable spot, but Timmy recons that the ppl in the top spot, get like 1000 hits a day, and that is something that is just not going to happen to us, mainly cause our music is crap, but cause we don't have that kinda marketing skills. Anyway...my friend is here, she is a hot babe, but you know you get that. Anyway download the songs now!!! bye
...Gareth| 24/3/00 - New Songs |
Hello dorks...waz up niggars, (I am not racist) yeh well nothing much new here, I really do hope that at least some people read this every now and then, I mean really...Think Tim has got a few new songs, we have one about a girl who lives in Texas...long story, don't wanna tell, and Tim and I were walking out side of school a few days ago, and there was a person in a wheelchair, Tim says, what a lazy person, hehehe was funny when he said it, so I say, we can make a song about that, so what do ya know, that night I get the sound, Incoming File Transfer, hhhhhmmmm yeh and sure enough, a song about Quadriplegics. Hehehe. Anyway please, feel free to download em, I mean really, we wanna get high up on the mp3.com thing. Anyway, please tell people about our site and stuff, please, and about the mp3.com page...
Anyway, nothing new is happening here, that's about all, so yeh it would also help us if you contacted us somehow, but I am beginning to think, that maby no one reads this, and no one even comes here, and all the things on the counter are from me, Tim and some friends. Anyway I will go...shit, this update is boring...anyway 31219728.
Bye, Dorks...Gareth
| 10/3/00 - The truth about Beer |
Hi guys...got something funny sent to me from a friend on icq, laughed my head off when I saw it. Good old Sycroz sent it to me, so this is not really an update, just this thingo. But the poo wee bum farts are going just normal if you really wanted to know, and make sure you DOWNLOAD SOME BLOODY SONGS FOOLIGANS!!! Anyway the story:
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Good night you special people...Gareth
| 5/3/00 - Tim's Justification |
Yes, so, about Gareth being out of the Bumtown Drifters - we just thought that since he didn't seem to be enjoying it and our musical styles clashed somewhat, all of us would be better off if we went our seperate ways. But do not worry because the Poo Wee Bum Farts will undoubtedly stay together for all eternity, spreading the peace, love, and toilet humour.
Hmmm, what else can I say... I had my first footlong sub today... Thankyou.
..Tim| 2/3/00 - Gareth gets kicked from Bumtown |
Well, today it is I, Gareth bringing you this update. And well I have just been informed by a member of the Bumtown Drifters (the band I played the gig with) to brace myself tomorrow cause they are all going to tell me to get the hell out...so hehehe I guess they all decidid on it today after I left rehersal. I mean I saw it comeing from a mile away, but you know, this is how it goes...So I just thought that I would inform all you Poo Wee Bum Farts Junkies. Even Tim is in on this one, but I doubt that this will in anyway affect the Poo Wee Bum Farts. So anyway I am now on the quest of finding a new band, I told Tim this a while ago, and he prolly told them all that today. So anyway till next time Peeps...I guess this is good bye :) Good Bye all you wonderful people.
P.S. Anyway one looking for a new band member?...Gareth
| 23/2/00 - Too many compliments |
Wow! Well, there were just too many compliments to remember about the gig on Saturday. A lot of people said that they really enjoyed it. And so, the Bumtown Drifters are going to have a shot at becoming a professional band! We have a website now and everything - http://move.to/bumtown!!! Yes, so, if you have a venue in Sydney that needs playing at by a super ultra mega jumbo excellent band, then drop us a line!
NOTE: This new business venture does not mean that the Poo Wee Bum Farts are defunkt - Gareth and I will still be here to write heaps of really really really funny songs for all the beautiful people on the internet. Goodbye my special people...Tim
| 20/2/00 - We rawked |
| 6/2/00 - New song...The Phantom |
Oh yes, we are doing our first non-school gig in a couple of weeks time - 20th of February at Larkin Place in our home town of Camden, we are playing on the back of a truck in the Molly Maguires car park at midday - so, if you happen to be around come and check us out. We are playing with two other guys and the band is called ROPEY JED (formerly known as the Bumtown Drifters) - well, Ropey Jed is the name that I gave the lady that is organising it anyway.
I got a call at about 11:00 this morning from the drummer in Ropey Jed and he told me that he is quitting his current band - OPTIC NERVE - to come and play with us in a working band type situation. So yeah, I am rather excited about that. That is about all I have to say at this point in time, stay tuned for more updates about this new business venture. Bye for now...Tim
| 19/12/99 - Funny stuff about David |
Hi guys...sup? Still holidays here, just a bit boring, i just got back from Melbourne, I was at the tennis for the first few days...it was good, but we d have some news about David, Tim finally broke it to him that we were not interested anymore, we are going back to the Bumtown Drifters, (stupid name, but there is nothing i can do). So yeh but there were some interesting developments beforehand. Tim was actually at Davids house, and were gonna play some music, and Tim said we can get Gareth to come over if you want...but then Davids dad steped in and said you don't need him, lol, I almost cracked up when Tim told me. It was to my benifit cause i wanted out anyway, and then Tim told him that he wanted to stay with me and the others, so yeh that is that. So that is that, and yeh nothing new actually, so I might aswell go, has anyone even read this yet?...Gareth
| 19/12/99 - Going back to Bumtown |
Shit I am a lasy prick, you see i have not been at school, which is where I do these updates, so yeh, I am doing this one from home. Well as you would have noticed if u were a regular visitor here (If there is anyone who could actually be bothered, I wouldn't be) you would notice that this page is no longer for Yoko Nightmare, it is just for me and Timmy, or Timmy and I, with our Poo Wee Bum Farts bullshit :) so yeh, the whole david thing didn't work, and Tim and I have kinda gone back to the Bumtown Drifters Band (Now called Yoko Smoko) so yeh we thought why waste this page...so we just changed it. Anyway Tim and I recorded our demo tape, we are hapy bout it, but it could be alot better, specially with the vocal sound, it has no Reverb (echo) on it so yeh, and i think it just needs to be re-done, as well as double the ammount of songs on it. But yeh we basically recorded it to see what we could do, we hope to be getting some more and updated songs up as MP3's so yeh. Anyway, care factor, I bet no one cares anyway, so I might aswell shut up. Oh by the way, who likes the new Korn album, i hated it at first, but it is ok now, I am listening to it now so yeh. Anyway cya...Gareth
| 16/11/99 - Still associated with page |
Well...As I have confermed that I am no longer in the band (and what a long career it was too) I think I would like to be assiociated with this page...as I helped make it, and it is something to do when I am borred shitless...but anyway...Tim and I have decided to do a series of songs that are about absolute bullshit. Our decision to go into this venture was so that we could just do something fun. Tim started it all with his two songs called 'Clean It Up' and 'The Vegetable Song', which can both be heard on the MP3 page. So yesterday I added a song that I wrote ages ago...called 'Strawberry' and then I had the idea of Tim and I doing a whole lot of these songs to put on the MP3 page, so that's how I will be associated with this page from now on...and I will still be lettig you know about the progress of the Yokonightmare band...oh and by the way the name is set to be change soon anyway, David likes 'Onslaught' not something I like personally, but it is no longer up to me...anyway, cya...Gareth
| 15/11/99 - Shock News |
Well today I have news, news that will most likely rock the Yoko Nightmare World. As you would have read yesterday, well no you probably didn’t read it, I don’t think anyone has read it, but anyway if you have then you would have known that David came over on Thursday, the day after the last update, and I must say, I am not happy. I just have that feeling, well anyway he is a fully sick guitarist, like dude he’s fuck’n mad but just has not much idea about the way a song works, and time and time again we had to stop and say dude, this is how it goes man. So yeh, after getting through a few songs he said what about some originals? And I was like yeh ok show us what you got man, and yeh, me and him are like at opposite ends of the rock spectrum, he makes up songs that are punk like, and really I hate that music, and I have heavy music, the kind of music that is on the MP3 page, that is one of my best, so yeh. And this is now where Tim comes in, Tim likes the music that David was playing, and yeh that’s cool, and now I have come to the realization, that I can’t force Tim to play what he doesn’t want to, so yeh I am not going to, I have said to Tim that I am not going to be a part of the band, well as long as David is in it anyway…cause it is not going to work, I have nothing against David, but yeh so I guess I am no longer in the band :) cya all...Gareth
| 10/11/99 - Page finally up |
Ok well i just put this page up yesterday so yeh now it is time to write good stuff, cause you will all be reading it now. So guess what David is comeing tomorrow, comeing to Tim's house, and we are gonna go through some songs, it's going to be great. Hehehe Tim is really excited but I think he is jealous, cause David always rings me up, instead of Tim, and whenever he does ring Tim it's cause he is asking for my number. So yeh, it is going to be cool, Anyway...so now that Tim has named this site Yoko Nightmare, I guess it will be hard to make him change it to something else, but oh well, I still don't like it very much, but I guess I have gotten a bit more used to it. Anyway I am in my class right now, listening to Korn's first album, the song Faget is on, cool hey 'FAGET'. Anyway, time for me to shut up, bet you won't even read this shit, I prolly borred you a long time ago, anyway who re
ally give a shit anyway...Right!...GarethTop
03/11/99 - Possible band name
Well, heloo again, 2 days from the last update, and Tim is playing
that shitty music, on his web page, bloody hell it's annoying, and
other people have discovered an midi of a scene from Aladin, so yeh
I am just kinda ignoring that. Anyway this is a page about our new band
right, so yeh I have to write somehting about the band. Not much has
happened again, as is the case usually, but Tim has come up with yet
another possible band name, but this time I don't agree...Yoko
Nightmare, sounds to hard core to me, and I just don't think it will
send the right message, but then again, what kind of a name is Optic
Nerve. So yeh That is about all that has happened since Monday, we are
putting in an add for next weeks Drum Media, so yeh hopefully, we can
find a new drummer. So I will update this soon as I can, and inform you
on any changes, with i am sure that you are dieing to know. So as Tim
sits next to making yet another silly drawing, I say cya next time...Gareth
Well, it has been a long time since I have updated this, well from
the rate that i had been doing it in the past anyway. But not much has
happened since then anyway. Although David did manage to call me on
Friday, that is after a lot of confusion with tim. Tim was in the
shower when he first rang, then Tm called back and no one answered
te phone, cause David ws on the shithouse. So then David called Tim
back. So anyway after all that David got my number and called me.
Basically we just talked about songs that we wanna play, a large
variety, cause we don't wanna be stuck playing all the same stuff, and
we wanna get gigs. So anyway things are pretty cool now, and i am
looking foreward to when we meet again at my place or Tim's just to
work these songs out. But I am looking more foreward to when we find a
bloody drummer.
01/11/99
- David calls me, not Tim
Hi again from the wonderful world of the computer classroom, here at
the pitaful place of camden high. Well todays update comes in the shape
of a new band name, today our Bass player Tim, aproached me and said...
"ok i have a band name...don't laugh, what do you think of the Poo Wee
Bum Farts." imediately, i started laughing, but Tim said, wait i am
not finished yet. He began to tel me the benifits of a name like that,
saying that it was very origanal, and no one in the world would have
a name that was even close. And saying "People will come to see the
'Poo Wee Bum Farts', which i then became to realise that it might be a
good idea." Even Aaron, and Mr Dye said that they would go and see them
eventhough Dye said that it would be a bit childish, i think we may
have a name, But like tim just said, we will have to run it by David.
27/10/99
- New Bnad
name
Ok, but we did have one set back and that came in the way of that
fat drummer, who can't even keep time. He said that it was a dumb name,
which is not surprising, but that fat bastard will however be sorry
when our band, will be better then his, and getting more gigs then
Optic Nerve...Gareth
25/10/99 - Venturing into the unknown |
Hi...on the weekend, Tim and I ventured into the unknown. We were going some where that we had never ever been before, and meeting someone that we had never ever met before. Our mission was to seek a new recruit to join our non-established band. To help us make our band into something great. Our over all goal is to make band that is better then Optic Nerve, which in a matter of time i am sure will be out rivals. We want to play paid gigs, which we have never had the opotuinity to do in the past, we are trying to form a band that will not muck around and be dickheads. So anyway, I think we have found him, he is pretty kick ass and he isd better then me, and i just know that he is wh
at we are looking for...Gareth