Really? You want to talk to me? Wow, if only you were here in person... you could rub my butt! Well, since you can't rub my butt, why don't you go ahead and send me that message?

What's your name?

What's your e-mail address?

Do you have a page, too? If so, please give me your URL:

What do you have to say to me? (Please be kind, I'm a sensitive dog.)