You know you've been camping too long when_________________________.
(Ex. ...???? starts to get on your nerves.)
You might be a Low-Life if _________________________________________.
(...you're more than just an acquaintance of the Wannabees.)
You know you're gonna get beaned when you__________________________.
(Be specific. Ex: ...send a thank you letter to the Royal Ruler.)
You know you're related to (fill in a low-lifer's name) when you _____________.
(Ex. ... ...when you can actually fart in front of other people and
think it's funny.)
The trail back to the main campsite.