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to who it has been written by.
Elephants
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis
erected, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem with
you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's
really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an
experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the
trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through
life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his
improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and
took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of
dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of
being painful.
To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung
from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then
returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That
was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I
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