A Collection of Jokes

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WARNING!!!
Some of these could offend people, if so, I apologise in advance. If you know you are easily offended, don't read this page!!!

Please note that none of these jokes are by me, they are just a collection of them. Unfortunately I do not have references to most of the authors... Thanks to all those who have sent jokes to me, you will see them once I get around to cleaning out all the reply markers out of them all!!

Other changes to the jokes pages is each section on a separate page as I am getting quite a collection now

I have separated the jokes into different categories... and although I do have a "dirty" section, it probably is majorly censored, cos most of the guys I know who mail me the jokes don't send me the ones which are really offensive!

Techie Jokes

  1. Engineers
  2. You know you are addicted to the Internet when...
  3. Emergency Beeper
  4. If Operating Systems were Airlines
  5. If Microsoft Built Cars
  6. Men who use Computers are the New Sex Symbols of the 90s
  7. 50 Ways to Scare the Bejeezus out of the People in the Computer Labs
  8. What if People bought Cars like they buy Computers
  9. Simple Caveman Needum Printer Help
  10. Virus Collection
  11. You May be an Engineer if...
  12. Windows 95 Error List
  13. Read Me
  14. Computer Literacy
  15. Dictionary of Computer Terms
  16. A Help Desk Log
  17. The Gripe Line: Top 10 Annoying Help Desk Calls
  18. Top 10 reasons to buy Windows NT over OS/2
  19. The Gripe Line: Annoying Help Desk Responses
  20. What if Dr Seuss did Technical Training Manuals?
  21. Cup Holder
  22. A Glimpse into the Future...
  23. God Logs In v1.4
  24. IBM revolution reaches Zaire Bantu tribe
  25. MS Sues Bandai

Toilet Jokes

  1. 20 Most Common People You'll Meet in the Men's Room
  2. Count Dracula
  3. The List
  4. Curiosity Killed the...

University/Study Related Jokes

  1. A Student and a Professor
  2. The Forty-Year Evolution of Math Tests
  3. Graduating Computing Students
  4. Exam

Job Hunting and Interviewing Jokes

  1. Imagination
  2. Job Interview Tool
  3. Phrases
  4. Sales Rep
  5. A Bold New Proposal for Matching High-Technology People and Professions
  6. How to hunt an elephant (by vocation)
  7. The Oldest Profession in the World

Dirty/Offensive Jokes

Remember I don't get the really offensive ones!! But these are getting to the pretty offensive stage!!
  1. Elephants
  2. A Friendly Game of Golf
  3. Bic Lighter
  4. A Naughty Little Poem
  5. 125 Things Never to Say During Sex
  6. Wife in Coma
  7. Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man
  8. Elephant Joke
  9. Miscellaneous Offensive Jokes
  10. A Man's Sex Life
  11. Diagnosis
  12. Little Johnny
  13. Monkey Joke
  14. Smuggling
  15. Sprain
  16. Test of Innocence
  17. Bathroom Tiles
  18. Seven Dwarfs
  19. Chinese Torture
  20. Murphy's Laws on Sex
  21. Soft
  22. The top 10 Reasons why Halloween is better than Sex

Battle of the Sexes

  1. Father and Son
  2. Shipwrecked
  3. A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
  4. Seminars...
  5. The Mermaid
  6. Girlfriend Communication Guide
  7. Guy Quiz
  8. Stranded
  9. Miscellaneous Jokes (Topic: Battle of the Sexes)
  10. Because we are Men
  11. The Last 10 Things Any Woman/Man Would Say

Miscellaneous Jokes

(These are all those which don't fit into a "category" as yet! Although some of these are bordering on the offensive side...)
  1. Mother and Daughter
  2. How to Lose Weight
  3. Psychiatric Hotline
  4. How to Handle Stress
  5. Sisters of Mercy
  6. Answering Machine Fun
  7. Blonde Jokes
  8. Why I Fired my Secretary
  9. A Question of Why and Others
  10. The Photographer
  11. 3 Bears
  12. Circus Act
  13. Swearing
  14. Baked Beans
  15. Some Elephant Jokes
  16. Another Baked Bean Joke
  17. "You know you're Asian if . . . "
  18. A Yuppie
  19. Science through the Eyes of Children
  20. How to Be Annoying
  21. Vow of Silence
  22. Lawyer Jokes
  23. Cursing
  24. Indecent Exposure
  25. A Collection of Short Miscellaneous Jokes
  26. Faith...
  27. A History of the World
  28. The Parrot
  29. Electrons
  30. A Mini and a Jag
  31. Goddamn Fish
  32. Shrimp
  33. The First Sermon
  34. Frog
  35. The Sex Life of an Electron
  36. Tell Me When You're On the Road
  37. Boredom Breakers
  38. It Rhymes...
  39. An Old Man
  40. Challenge!
  41. Chicken Coops
  42. The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station
  43. Cadillac
  44. Neil Armstrong... a funny story

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This document last modified on 22nd January 1998