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Little Johnny Jokes

A grammar school teacher is teaching her class about flavors. She blindfolds each child and hands out red lifesavers with the instructions, that the first child to guess - is to call out the flavor.

After a short interval of sucking, little Mary yells out, "cherry". The teacher next hands out green lifesavers. Before too much longer Larry calls out, "lime". Next comes a yellow lifesaver and the flavor is guessed in short order.

Lastly, the teacher hands out honey flavored lifesavers. The class is tasting away, and nobody is offering a guess. The teacher offers a hint, "Think of what your daddy calls your mommy...." when from the back row, Johnny calls out, "Spit it out......it's an asshole."

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and -" The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me." The father comes home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him. "But why?" croaks the husband. "Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me." "Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"

This teacher told her class that they were going to play a game. She said that she is going to reach in her desk grab an object and describe it to you. So she reachs in her desk grabs a red ball and said its round and smooth and red.

Little Freddie raise's his hand and said is an apple she said no but I like the way you`re thinkin'. She said lets play again so she reaches in her desk and grabs an orange. She said its round sort-of smooth and its soft.

Little Susie asked is it an tennis ball. The teacher said NO its an orange but I like the way you`re thinkin. Well little Johnnie is in the back and he said teacher, teacher I want to play she said okay. So he reaches in his pocket and said its round, hard, and I got my thumb on its head.

Okay you little pervert said the teacher go to the principals office.

The little boy said its a QUARTER But I Like The Way You`re Thinkin!!!!!!