Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Monkey Joke
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the
pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it
whole.
The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
just did?" "No. What did that stupid shit do this time?", says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the
bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills the little fucker because he's been
driving me nuts", says the patron.
The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the
monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking
his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks
it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "What now?", responds
the patron. "Well, he stuck a grape up his ass, then pulled it out and ate
it", says the barkeep.
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that
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