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Smuggling

A man and a woman go to Asia to smuggle exotic animals back to Australia.

They decide to smuggle a snake and a skunk.

The woman says "Where are we going to hide them?".

The man says "I'll hide the snake down my pants, so if anyone sees it they will think that it is my penis."

The woman says "Where are we going to hide the skunk?"

The man says, "Down your pants".

"What about the smell?", replied the woman.

The man replies "Well if it dies, it dies".
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