Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Sprain
A guy's due to get married, and a week before he falls down the stairs and
sprains his prick. The doctor puts a splint on it and bandages it up and
tells him it'll take a couple of weeks, after which it'll be okay again.
But rather than postpone the wedding, the guy gets married anyway in a
week.
On the wedding night the couple is alone in the bridal suite and the
blushing bride trying to impress her new husband slowly takes off her bra
and lifts up her tits, "See these, never been touched. Mint condition."
Then she takes off her panties, "See this, never been tapped, fresh as the day
it was made."
The guy is getting a little annoyed by this, so he whips out his pecker
swathed in bandages, "See this, hasn't even been unpackaged!" Go back to my jokes' page Go back to my page Go back to the main homepage
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