Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Test of Innocence
A guy has a real thing about marrying a virgin. Every girl he goes out with
that he thinks may be a potential wife he puts to a little test. He whips
out his gip and asks her what it is. If she answers "it's a prick", he
knows that she probably isn't a virgin. However, one time this sweet young thing
looks at his wang and answers "it's a wee wee." He is delighted, at last a
virgin.
So they get married and on the wedding night he hauls out the schlang and asks, "what's this again, sweetums?"
"It's a wee wee."
"No, dumpling, it's a prick."
"No, no, it's a wee wee. A prick is this long and black." Go back to my jokes' page Go back to my page Go back to the main homepage
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