Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Bathroom Tiles
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and
lands spreadlegged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but
realises that she landed so hard that her pussy has stuck to the floor
creating such a vacuum that she can't move. She calls out to her husband
for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she wont budge. So
he goes next door and gets the neighbour. Both of them are pulling like
oxes but she just wont move. She is well and truly stuck to the floor.
Suddenly the neighbour says," Why don't we just get a hammer and break the
tiles around her legs and lift her that way?"
"Great idea", says the husband, " but just let me rub her tits a little so
I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."
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