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Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a
while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope.  Grumpy, for once, seems to
have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church,
and in particular ...... nuns.
   - "Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?"
   - "No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall."
   - "Are you sure?  I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say,
     about my height?  Maybe a little shorter?"
   - "I'm afraid not.  Why do you ask?"
   - "No reason."  Pause.....  "Positive?  Nobody in a habit that's about
     three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?"
   - "I'm sure."
   - "Okay."

Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why.
So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building.
   - "What'd he say?  What'd he say?"  chant the other six dwarfs.

Grumpy says, "He said they don't have any."

And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy f_ _ ked a penguin!  
Grumpy f__ked a penguin! Grumpy f_ _ked a penguin!"....