Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Soft
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and
Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Devine Brown lately, I sure
would like to get together with her!
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has
skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill (with a chuckle): "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's
her number.
So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling
"Devine...Devine...Devine...oh God...now I know why you chose the name
Devine."
To wit she replies: "Thank you Bill.....and now I know how you chose the
name.....Microsoft."
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