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Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference to who it has been written by.

A Naughty Little Poem

                I'm sure you can imagine 
                As plain as you can be
                The place is Picadilly 
                The player He and She. 

                She whispered "Will it hurt me?" 
                "Of course not!" answered he
                "It's a very simple process, 
                You can rely on me."

                She said "I'm frightened, 
                I've not had this before.
                My friend has had it five times 
                And it can be sore."

                Then finally contended
                Lay back and relax a bit
                Quickly and readily he bent over her 
                And then he started it

                I was growing rather painful 
                Tears formed in her eyes
                It was hurting quite a bit now 
                It must have been quite a size 

                "Calm yourself," he whispered
                His face was filled with a grin 
                "Try and open a bit wider
                So I can get it in". 

                "It's coming now,"he whispered. 
                "I know.."she cried in a bliss 
                Feeling it deep within her now
                She said"I am glad I am having this." 

                And with final effort
                She gave a frightened shout 
                He gripped it in anguish
                And quickly pulled it out. 

                She lay back quite contended 
                Sighed and gave a smile
                She said,"I am glad I came now 
                You made it worth my while."

                Now if you read this carefully 
                The dentist you will find...
                Is not what you imagined
                It's just your dirty mind!!!!! 

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