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Q. Why don't roosters have hands? A. Because hens don't have tits. Q. What part of popeye will never rust? A. The part he puts in Olive Oil Q: What does a condom have in common with a woman ? A: They both spend more time in a man's wallet than on the end of his penis.
A young child was talking to his mother, and wanted to know the facts of life. CHILD : Mom, where do babies come from?? MOM : The stork brings them dear... CHILD : Well, who fucks the stork???
Q. What three words having only two letters each define a small penis? A. Is it in?
Q: If I told you I saw a hole in the ground and in that hole was a cow and on top of that cow was a cat and on top of that cat was a rabbit, what would I be telling you? A: Holy cow-look at the hare on that pussy!
The Pope was puzzling over a difficult crossword puzzle. He asked a passing Cardinal for a 4 letter word ending in 'unt' that meant female. The Cardinal said, "Must be aunt." The Pope replied, "Of course! Can I borrow your eraser."
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