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Sales Rep

     A man goes in for an interview for a job as a sales rep.

     The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking.

     The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're
     looking for, the fact that you keep winking could put a lot of our
     potential customers off."

     "Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "I stop winking if I take a
     couple of aspirin."

     "Show me," said the interviewer.

     So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads
     of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, coloured and
     everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin
     and soon stopped winking.

     The interviewer said, "I don't think we could employ someone who'd be
     womanising all over the country."

     "Ex-cuuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a
     womaniser!"

     "Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the
     interviewer.

     The man replied, "Have YOU ever gone into a chemist's, winking, and
     asked for a packet of aspirin?"