Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
3 Bears
The 3 bears went down to breakfast. Baby Bear took one look in his bowl
and cried out, "Mumma, Mumma, someone's eaten all my porridge!!". Mumma
Bear just looked at him.
Pappa Bear took one look in his bowl and cried out, "Wifey, Wifey,
Someone's eaten all my porridge too!!".
Mumma Bear gave them both a hard look at said "You fucking idiots, I
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