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Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference to who it has been written by.

3 Bears

The 3 bears went down to breakfast. Baby Bear took one look in his bowl and cried out, "Mumma, Mumma, someone's eaten all my porridge!!". Mumma Bear just looked at him.
Pappa Bear took one look in his bowl and cried out, "Wifey, Wifey, Someone's eaten all my porridge too!!".
Mumma Bear gave them both a hard look at said "You fucking idiots, I haven't cooked it yet".

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