Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Circus Act
When the circus came to town, the opening act was that of the strongman who
grabbed an orange from a kid in the front row and squeezed a whole 2 litre
bottle of juice out of it. He then offered $10,000 to anyone who could
squeeze another drop of juice out of the leftover pulp. A small little man
walked into the ring, took the pulp and proceeded to squeeze another bucket
full of juice out of it and threw the totally dry leftover mass onto the
ground. The circus strongman was amazed and asked the stranger who he was.
The reply came "Deputy Commissioner of Taxation".
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