Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Swearing
Two guys were playing golf and as they were approaching fourth
green, one of the guys has a 7ft putt. He hits the ball and it misses
the hole and he yelled out "shit".
Two nuns were just about to tee off on the adjacent fifth hole
and and one of them comes over and says "there's no need to use
such profanity - it's only a game"
The guy says "ok, I'm sorry but I missed a putt which I thought
I'd get". Anyway, he agrees to watch his language and everyone
goes on their seperate ways.
As they get to the fifteenth hole they notice that the nuns are
just about to tee off on the sixteenth. The first nun tees up and
hits a beauty of a drive straight on to green. The second nun tees
up, slices her drive and the ball goesstraight in the lake.
"shit" she yelled.
The guys walk over to her and tell her that she shouldn't use
such profane language because it's only a game.The nun nods her
head and then says "I know, I know, but you only missed a putt, I
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