Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Another Baked Bean Joke
A man goes to a very formal dinner party and finds that he has terrible wind.
Finally he decides that he's just SO uncomfortable he has to let off. So very
carefully he lets it slide out... he's quite clever about it so while it's
rather deadly, it's still a silent one. The host at the end of the table
immediately wrinkles up his nose and says sharply "Rover!! Get out from
under the table!!!"
The man thinks, great, he's blaming it on the dog!! So
he lets out another silent and deadly one, feeling a bit better. Again the
host cries, but this time more crossly and urgently "Rover!!! GET OUT FROM
UNDER THE TABLE!!!"
The man thinks, oh this is marvellous!! But I just have
to let out ONE more to fully feel comfortable... I'll get out as much as
possible this last time... and he lets it out......
"ROVER, FOR THE LAST TIME," the host cries, " GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE
BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOUR HEAD!!!" Go back to my jokes' page Go back to my page Go back to the main homepage
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