Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
A Yuppie
A yuppy opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppy was
complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW,
that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad...", replied the yuppy, finally noticing the
bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "where's my
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