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Remember these are not my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference to the people who they were written by.

A Collection of Short Miscellaneous Jokes

 Judge: "Mr. Mouse, you can not divorce your wife simply on the grounds
 	 that she is insane."

 Mickey: "Your Honor, I didn't say Minnie was insane, I said she was
	  fuckin' Goofy!!"

The Pope was puzzling over a difficult crossword puzzle. He asked a passing Cardinal for a 4 letter word ending in 'unt' that meant female. The Cardinal said, "Must be aunt." The Pope replied, "Of course! Can I borrow your eraser."

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