Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
An Old Man
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a
young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the
old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every
morning before she goes to work, we make love... At lunchtime she comes
home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In
the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral
sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night
long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds
like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The senile old man answers, again through his tears,
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