Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference to who it has been written by.
The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station 15. The AMC Spacer 14. Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand 13. I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station 12. Skylab for Dummies 11. Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6 10. Absolut NightMir 9. The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!") 8. Space Toast Coast-to-Coast 7. The S.S. Minnowsky 6. The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module 5. Kaputnik 4. Cattlecar Galactica 3. Spacey Spice 2. The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death and the Number 1 New Name for the Mir Space Station... 1. Deepshit Nine