Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference to who it has been written by.
The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station
15. The AMC Spacer
14. Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand
13. I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station
12. Skylab for Dummies
11. Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6
10. Absolut NightMir
9. The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")
8. Space Toast Coast-to-Coast
7. The S.S. Minnowsky
6. The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror,
Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module
5. Kaputnik
4. Cattlecar Galactica
3. Spacey Spice
2. The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death
and the Number 1 New Name for the Mir Space Station...
1. Deepshit Nine
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