Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Sisters of Mercy
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION-10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination
and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which
says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES and realizes that
these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF
MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he
pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small
sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and
rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs
along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and
tells the man, "Please knock on this door". He does as he is told and this
door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup.
This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large
wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:
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