Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Emergency Beeper
Bill Gates, Andy Grove and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft,
Intel and AMD, in case you didn't recognize one (or more! of the
names) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the
serious tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted
from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, " Oh, that's my emergency
beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take this call.
"So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into
the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the
others are staring at him. Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new
emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my
watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way, I
can take a call anywhere." The others nod, and the meeting
continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy
starts beeping. He also states, "Oh, that is my emergency beeper.
Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be an important call." So Andy
taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he
completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and
explains, "I also have an emergency communication system. But my
earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone
is actually embedded in his fake tooth. Isn't that neat?" The
others nod, the meeting continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted, when
Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring
at him and says, "Uh, somebody get me a piece of paper...I'm
receiving a fax."
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