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| EXCITABLE | SHORTS HALF TWISTED AROUND, CANNOT FIND HOLE, RIPS SHORTS. |
| SOCIABLE | JOINS FRIENDS IN PISS WHETHER HE HAS TO OR NOT. |
| CROSS-EYED | LOOKS INTO NEXT URINAL TO SEE HOW THE OTHER GUY IS FIXED. |
| TIMID | CANNOT PISS WHEN SOMEONE IS LOOKING, FLUSHES URINAL, COMES BACK LATER. |
| INDIFFERENT | ALL URINALS BEING USED, PISSES IN SINK. |
| LOVER | NO HANDS, FIXES TIE, LOOKS AROUND AND USUALLY PISSES ON FLOOR. |
| WORRIED | NOT SURE OF WHERE HE HAD BEEN LATELY, MAKES QUICK INSPECTION. |
| FRIVOLOUS | PLAYS STREAM UP, DOWN AND ACROSS URINALS, TRIES TO HIT FLY OR BUG. |
| ABSENT-MINDED | OPENS VEST, PULLS OUT TIE, PISSES IN PANTS. |
| CHILDISH | PISSES DIRECTLY IN BOTTOM OF URINAL, LIKES TO SEE IT BUBBLE. |
| SNEAK | FARTS SILENTLY WHILE PISSING, ACTS VERY INNOCENT, KNOWS MAN IN NEXT STALL WILL GET BLAMED. |
| PATIENT | STANDS VERY CLOSE FOR A LONG TIME WHILE WAITING. READS WITH FREE HAND. |
| DESPERATE | WAITS IN A LONG LINE, TEETH FLOATING, PISSES IN PANTS. |
| TOUGH | BANGS DICK ON SIDE OF URINAL TO DRY IT. |
| EFFICIENT | WAITS UNTIL HE HAS TO CRAP, THEN DOES BOTH. |
| FAT | BACKS UP AND TAKES A BLIND SHOT AT URINAL, PISSES IN SHOE. |
| LITTLE | STANDS ON BOX, FALLS IN, DROWNS. |
| DRUNK | HOLDS LEFT THUMB IN RIGHT HAND, PISSES IN PANTS. |
| DISGRUNTLED | STANDS FOR A WHILE, GIVES UP AND WALKS AWAY. |
| CONCEITED | HOLDS TWO INCH DICK LIKE A BASEBALL BAT. |
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