Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference
to who it has been written by.
Curiosity Killed the...
A man, traveling by plane, was in urgent need of using the men's room.
Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of
his predicament, suggested that he use the ladies room, but cautioned
him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked,
"WW", "WA", "PP", and "ATR".
The man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the
buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately,
warm water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought, "Golly, the gals
really have it made." Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA"
and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought this was out of this
world. The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which
powdered his bottom lightly with powder. Well, naturally, he couldn't
resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up on the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for the
nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "WHAT HAPPENED? The last
thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard a plane." The nurse
replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the button
marked "ATR", which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
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