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Remember this is not one of my jokes... and unfortunately I don't have a reference to who it has been written by.
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door quietly, and kneels infront of him pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam," she gushes. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair seductively, and gazes very meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean ..." she whispers, "... I would do anything." He returns her gaze.
"Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Anything."
He leans forward and presses his cheek against hers, with his mouth next to her ear. His voice turns to a whisper ... "Would you .... study?"
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