Trip Reports

Well, I enjoy other people's trip reports so much I figured it was time to put some of mine up here for others to enjoy. Tell me what ya reckon!

Random 'Poetry'

SPORT CLIMBER'S ANTHEM
(Sing to "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba)

I get pumped out,
and then fall off again,
But I'm never gonna hit the ground,
I get pumped out,
and then fall off again,
Gettin closer to a redpoint now.

Dogging the day away,
Dogging the day away.

I like to clip a bolt,
I like to wear my tights
I like to hit the gym,
and I exaggerate!

Ohhhh dogging boy, dogging boy, dogging boy....

[Back to chorus]

TRAD CLIMBER'S ANTHEM
(same tune)

I get run out,
And then I pull some rock,
Am I ever gonna reach the top?
I peg some choss
And then I shit my dacks
Thank the Lord its only grade 13.

My pro's a long way away,
My pro's a long way away.

I like to place a hex,
I like to stroke my beard,
I like to climb on choss,
And I am ethical!

[Back to chorus]

Ohhhh danger boy, danger boy, danger boy.....

:-)

On Taipan Wall young Garth did dance,
But lets face it Poultney, you had no chance,
To set things straight,
Punch Garth in the face,
Then go and stand under an avalanche.