The Roadkill Cafe

Where You Kill'em and We Grill'em



Updated November, 2007



* NOTICE *

This web site is dedicated to all the wonderful creatures of the world.Some "animal lovers", like myself may be offended by some of the content on this site,but I assure you I would never intentionally cause or promote harm to any living creature.I have just merely added some humor to this page and if you visit the Meet the Founder page you will learn where the nickname " ROADKILL " came from.Anyways I have created this page for the purpose of educating people about the many different classes of the Animal Kingdom.I will do my best to give information as well as pictures to give you a better understanding of the many different species of animals.Since it will be impossible to supply information and pictures of each and every animal existing today,I will break it down class by class and only give a few examples of each.I hope this site will teach everyone about the animals we share our planet with and to acknowledge all of Gods facinating creatures.




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But first here are a few other pages I have created for you to enjoy



* My Beautiful Daughter * * Taylor - Born April 7, 2005 *


* Meet the Founder of The Roadkill Cafe * * Short biograghy as well as a few pictures of myself *


* My Space * * Another site with a little more info about myself *


* Visit my Family and Friends * * A list of my family and friends web sites *


* Pictures * * Pictures of family and friends *


* Minnesota * * My home state - The Land of 10,000 Lakes *


* Sounds of Nature * * Listen to some of my favorite animal sounds *


* Featured Animal of the Month * * See this months featured animal *


* Awards I Have Won * * See the awards my page has won as well as WIN my Page of Excellence Award here *


*Now lets start with a little humor by presenting *


The Roadkill Cafe Menu

A Taste of the Wild Side

 Squirrel Kabobs          $ 150.00      Ground Gopher Casserole   $ 35.00
 Prairie Dog on a Stick     $ 5.00      Grizzly Tenderloin      $ 2000.00
 Bumper Bambi Fon Dou     $ 500.00      Refried Raccoon          $ 175.00
 Marinated Moose         $ 6500.00      Woodchuck Chops          $ 100.00
 Antelope Steak           $ 175.00      Bullfrog Benidict          $ 4.00
 Fried Ferret              $ 12.00      Poodles and Noodles       $ 18.00
 Lion Lasagne            $ 2800.00      Baked Beaver               $ 8.00
 Porcupine Pizza           $ 22.00      Skunk Salad               $ 10.00
 Toad Tortillas             $ 7.00      Badger Burger             $ 25.00
 Armadillo Al'La'King      $ 14.00      Llama Loaf               $ 165.00
 Roasted Rabbit with Chunks of Chipmunk Stew                      $ 85.00

Canine Cusine

 Slab of Lab               $ 25.00      Pit Bull Pot Pie         $ 14.00
 Cocker Cutlets            $ 12.00      Shar-Pei Filet           $ 17.00
 Collie Hit by a Trollie   $ 23.00      Snippet of Whippet       $ 18.00
 German Shepherd Pie       $ 20.00      Round of Hound           $ 15.00
* You'll eat like a hog when you taste our dog *

GUESS THAT MESS

A Daily Special Treat

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You Eat it for FREE

* all prices reflect cost of vehicle repairs *
* all meals served with Wildabeast won-tons and a pitcher of Miller Lite *


And The Roadkill Cookbook

Squirrel Kabobs - Grill chunks of squirrel over medium heat. Next prepare a desired selection of vegetables.Place chunks of squirrel and vegetables on a desired number of skewers and place on grill.Grill until vegetables are done.The result is a kabob above all kabobs.

Prairie Dog on a stick - Carefully skin and gut prairie dog. Next prepare batter by taking 8 crushed crackers mixed with 3 beaten eggs.Dip prairie dog into batter then dip into a fryer set at 350 degrees.Cook until golden brown.

Roasted Rabbit with chunks of Chipmunk Stew - First prepare rabbit by slowly roasting it in an oven set at 325 degrees and roast for 1 and 1/2 hours. Next slice chipmunk into 1 in. squares then fry over low heat.Next prepare a selected variety of vegetables.Chop vegetables and saute over low heat for 5 minutes or until brown.When vegetables and chipmunk slices are thoroughly cooked place in a bowl and add 1 packet of brown gravy mix.Next add 1 and 1/2 cups of water to bowl and simmer over medium heat.Stir until thickend.When rabbit is done roasting place it onto a large platter.Next take the bowl of chipmunk slices and vegetables mixed with the brown gravy and pour over rabbit.Now you may finally sit down and enjoy.

* Next here are some recommended links for the serious nature nut *


The International Wolf Center...Located in Ely,Mn * Excellent site relating to wolves *
Animal Planet* The Discovery Channels all animal web site *
The Minnesota Raptor Center * International medical facility for birds of prey *
Nature notes
E-Cards * send a wildlife postcard to someone *
World Wildlife Fund * another great animal related site *
The National Zoo * one of my favorite sites *



Now it is time to meet the animals




THE CARNIVORES


Carnivores are animals that rely on eating other animals in order to survive.These animals have powerful jaws and teeth which are specialized for biting and tearing.Carnivores must hunt for their food.Some hunt in packs while others hunt alone.Hunting food requires these animals to be sleek,strong,quick,and alert.The senses of these animals are finely tuned. They are the hunting beasts of the animal world. Carnivores are classified under five different groups:the dogs(canids),bears(ursids), raccoons(procyonids),weasels(mustelids),and cats(felids).Below I will supply facts and examples of each group.






The dogs (canids) - Most canids have long legs,a narrow snout, large pointed ears,and a long tail.Canid feet are distinctive.Each has four toes that touch the ground and a prominent rear pad.The pad is not really a heel.The pad is what gives these animals their excellent support while running.Long travel is necessary for these animals to find enough prey for them to survive.Canids hunt animals in an exclusive territory usually in packs.These territories are marked by urine and feces to let other canid packs know that a certain area is already taken.Canid territories are occupied by breeding pairs and their offspring.Here are some examples of canids:Wolves,foxes,and coyotes.Below I have listed a few interesting links to find out more on a specific species.

Wolf Park * Excellent informational wolf site *
The International Wolf Center...Located in Ely,Mn * The BEST informational site relating to wolves *


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Wolves