Randy's Fishing Page


This joke is from a good friend Cheyenne


Ice fishing


There were two old boys who love to fish, and they want to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks." Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The fellow couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. We don't even have the boat in the water yet."


This Joke was left by Flatshad


There was this preacher who was an avid angler. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the lake casting away. It was an obsession. One early spring Sunday was a picture perfect day for fishing. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to go fishing overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the boat and drove three hours to a lake where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to fish. An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to the lord and said, "Look at the preacher, He should be punished for what he is doing." The Lord nodded in agreement. The preacher pulled up to a large laydown, He cast his Zara spook, and it sailed effortlesely though the air and landed right at the end of the tree. A picture pergect cast and on the first twitch the water boiled. He set the hook and landed a 14 pound largemouth. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to the Lord and said , "Begging your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him." The Lord smiled. "Think about it... who can he tell?"


This joke was told to me by a co-worker named Jeff


Jesus Christ and Paul were out fishing at the river Jordan one day. Paul was fishing a spinner bait and Jesus Christ was fishing a crank bait Paul was catching a lot of fish and Jesus had not caught one yet. The other people fishing at the river were catching fish and were also fishing with spinner baits. Paul tried to talk Christ into using a spinner bait but he would not change. After a while Christ got hung up on the other side of the river so he just walked across the water and retreived the lure. Everyone was asking Paul who does he think he is Jesus Christ and Paul said no he thinks he is Bill Dance.

This joke was sent to me by Steve

There are two guys They go fishing with a guid when they get there one says there must be a hundred snakes in there the guide said no the alagators eat em all up




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