Happy Little Webelos Song

This is a favorite camp song that we learned at Heritage Reservation in the summer of 1997. If you know of any new verses send them to us!

Chorus: We're happy little webelos, we're happy as can be, and if we can't be webelos:

A hippie I would be.
Peace, Love, Power to the people momma
Peace, Love, Power to the people momma

A Fireman I would be.
Hey lady drop your baby RRRRRR RRRRRRR Splat
Hey lady drop your baby RRRRRR RRRRRRR Splat.

A Chemist I would be.
Acid, Base, Blow up in your face.
Acid, Base, Blow up in your face.

A Truck Driver I would be.
There's a curve, there's a curve, there's another one, wow!
There's a curve, there's a curve, there's another one, wow!

A Plumber I would be.
Plunge, plunge, flush, flush, look out below.
Plunge, plunge, flush, flush, look out below.

A Lifeguard I would be.
Save yourself, save yourself, I'm working on my tan
Save yourself, save yourself, I'm working on my tan

A Politician I would be.
Sleep all day, sleep all night, give me lots of money
Sleep all day, sleep all night, give me lots of money.

A Girl Scout I would be.
Hey big boy, hey big boy, want to buy some cookies?
Hey big boy, hey big boy, want to buy some cookies?

A Ranger I would be.
Not that tree, not that tree, use the latrine
Not that tree, not that tree, use the latrine.

A Scoutmaster I would be.
Pitch your tent, build your fire, keep your campsite clean!
Pitch your tent, build your fire, keep your campsite clean!

A Mime he would be.
Mime Hand motions, twice.

We're happy little webelos, we're happy as can be, and when we finish webelos...

A Boy Scout we will be!!

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