i'm a turnip. a monkey in my past life and next life and an evil pixie in this one. a karaokequeenbee, pool shark / hopeless golfer, dark red funkster.

tequila makes me horny... i stand by my belief that val kilmer, edward norton and fox mulder are the pinnicles of beautifully flawed male perfection, and a car with a big engine and red leather seats is undoubtedly the way to happiness and enlightenment.

wanna dance? >8)

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