talk about a life
all grown up : chapter 18
warning:the next few chapters tell of a story which contains yaoi, for those who don’t know the term, it means male-male relation, although this is not going to be a lemon( I might do one on the side, or why don’t you?), it still is going into this subject, therefore, if you don’t like the idea, don’t read, you can always look further, where it is no longer there, it also has some gross thing out of my imagination, but i need it for the story, sorry and it also has sex, at least mentionning of it, dammit it has every bad thing you pure little souls out there need to be warned against, even though in a mild way.
Well, Trunks is back in universtiy and if there is something his friends have noticed, it’s that he’s still like the 14 year old prankster he used to be, which causes him to have to stay and clean up (or whatever the principal invents as punishement) much too often. His father is repeatedly called because of his permanent breaches in conduct, and he most permanently gets yelled at, grounded and so on so forth. He behaves like a child in an adult’s body, which leads Vegita to repeatedly ask why. His response is simple: “I want to make up for the childhood I lost, they always say they’re the best years, I don’t feel like leaving them out.” And I’m sure you can imagine Vegita has no answer to that, there is no answer!
Now I hope you guys remember Crusher, big strong guy, kept on getting in sick Trunks’ face and getting sent to hospital (not as often as Roland though), well Trunks has kept his ennemies, and tension is still alive between him and Crusher( I won’t talk about Roland, it’s a desaster!!). But nowdays Trunks fights more with his wits that with his fists, well most of the time, and his joy is to make fun of his ennemies, Crusher first in line. Here’s the gross way he does it this time.
-Trunks that is enough, you and you also miss Lalania are going to paint the new classroom, on the second floor this afternoon.
-Yeah, what ever you say.
-And have a little respect for your elders or I’ll call your father, yet again!!
-Okokok, didn’t mean to be rude, sorry.
-That’s better, and it better be well done.
-Can you believe that guy, I was just tickling your nipples in the supply room, it’s not like we were going at it or anything!!
-I know, this is so unfair, on the other hand, one empty classroom, now if that isn’t privacy for you.
-I hear you loud and clear angel!
-Hm, you little devil.
-Hey move over, you guys are in the way!!
-Oh look, Crusher, hello biggie, still alone are we? Frustrated?
Indeed nobody has ever seen a girl around him.
-Leave me alone you brat!!!
As Crusher went by Trunks was already thinking of a way to get back at him, he’s a quick thinker, and when he saw Crusher spitting his chewing-gum in the bin, the idea came to him, he got the chewing gum and safely wrapped it in foil.
-What are you going to do with that?
-I’ll tell you later, trust me, this is good.
In the classroom to be painted that afternoon, Lalania and Trunks are very pleasently occupied as you might imagine , but boys and girls, never forget safe sex in always the best option, and Trunks is just smart enough to know that, actually it’s not so much against sickness than against babies, because Lalania pregnant at this stage would mean his head, his father would kill him!!
-Wow, that was fun, ney?
A slightly out of breath Lalania:
-You’re telling me?! You’re the best baby!!!! Hey burn the condom will you!
-Nope, I’m gonna leave it here as a suprise for the head.
-But we’re gonna get caught if you do that!
-Nope, the guy’s whose DNA is in there is gonna get caught. And it won’t be me!
-How are you gonna do that?
-Remember the chewing-gum? Well one thing that nobody knows apart from dad and mom is that I have a neutral DNA.
-Neutral?
-Yeah, my DNA series number is all zero’s
-Weird!!
-I know, but it means if some of my blood or sperm touches another source of DNA, it takes it’s number, that’s what the chewing-gum is for!
-You’re framing Crusher!!!! Brilliant plan!!!!
At that Trunks did exactly what he said and left the condom in the room. These times being very advanced, all of the students’ DNA numbers are classified in a computer,the fact that Trunks’ is so odd was never noticed, and testing DNA is a very rapid procedure. At the end of the next day Crusher Barzotti was called in the head’s office, and so was Trunks.
-Something happened in the classroom you painted yesterday, and I know somehow that you’re involved!!
-Me? I’m innocent!!
-As for you mister Barzotti, I have proof!!!
-Proof of what?
-Proof that you engaged sexual intercourse in there!!!
-Proof !?! But......I......, what proof could you possibly have?
-I have a condom with your DNA “in” it shall we say, needless to say I was most discontented by this!!!
-But...but...!!
-No buts mr. Barzotti, I’ll see to it that you get what’s coming to you!!! And as for you mr Briefs, even though I cannot proove you are involved, I can at least punish you for obviously leaving the classroom door unlocked!!!
-Hey, he could have bypassed it, it’s very easy, care for me to show you?
-No thank you!!
Crusher was livid, he seemed lost for words and awfully.........destressed!?
-Excuse me sir, but this is impossible.
-No excuses now, I have proof and I ...
-Sir it’s physically impossible, if you don’t believe me ask the school medic.
-And how could this possibly be?
-I......I.....
He was getting whiter by the second, he actually looked like he was about to cry
-I’m....I’m impotent.
Trunks stared at him wide-eyed.
-Impotent?!!!
-If you don’t believe me ask the school medic, he knows!!!!
Trunks and the Head were agast, it suddenly dawned on Trunks what he had just done to the poor guy.
-Look, Crusher has nothing to do with it, I did it, if you don’t understand I can explain and you can punish me all you want, just let go of him!
-Well by all means, mr. Briefs, please do explain!!
Trunks took a deep breath and briefly explained the whole thing while Crusher was staring at him the whole time, getting as angry as he was sad, and by the time Trunks had finished, he was furious, humiliated and all together down, at which point he just flared out of the room.
-Hey Crusher wait up!! Excuse me, just choose the punishement,
I’ll be back!
The head was yelling in suprise and asking Trunks to wait for confirmation, Trunks just ignored him and went running after Crusher.
As he went down the hall, he was endlessly looking for the poor guy, and when he came outside, he finally spotted him, against the wall by the side of the stairs, his head in his hands, he didn’t look too good.
-Crush......Crusher?
-Leave me alone, you’ve had your laugh, no?
-Look man, I didn’t mean, I mean, I didn’t know you were, well, like that. It was never my intention, I just wanted you to get a few hours detention or something, not this, I swear, if I had known..
-You would have made fun of me in a much more evident way!!!!!
-I would never!!! If there is one thing I respect besides my mother, my sister, my girlfriend and my dad eventually, it’s a guy’s problems, such as yours!!
-Well believe me, you’re the only one.
-Hey man, look, I’ll do anything to repay my debt, I just can’t believe I did this to you, I feel real bad!!!
-Well that makes two of us then. At least the dammage is small.
-Say, if you don’t mind me asking, how come you’re, well you know.
-Impotent, I don’t know, I was told about it when I was 14 and it appeared to be from birth, I’ve tried plenty of stuff to cure it, nothing would do, I’m..........stuck.
-Look, first of all, I’d like us to be friends, I personally think I’ve tortured you way enough, besides, after what I did, I don’t think I could actually ever do anything bad to you again!!!
-You mean you’re not gonna smash me into a wall anymore, oh goody!!!
-Hey I didn’t do that since I was cured!!!
-Thank god!!! How did you get so strong anyway?
-Well, that’s kind of a gene thing...
-A gene thing?! What kind of gene thing?
-Well, I guess since I know about you, I could actually tell you...I’m not all that human.
-Of course not, why would you be?!!! Say, how’s Mars this time a year?
-I’m not joking ok!! I’m half human, half sayajin. How else could you explain, my strength? The fact I can fly, and this everyone knows, and my unique lilac hair?!!
-Hum, yeah I guess...but what’s a sayajin?
-Long story, I’ll you tell some other time, say when we have a year or two to lose. Listen, I’m gonna find a way to get you .....up and about shall we say. Even if it’s the last thing I do!!!
-I really wonder how you’re gonna do it, because I’ve tried everything!!!
-We’ll find a way.
From that day on, Crusher Barzotti and Trunks Briefs became very good friends, and both started paying way more attention in biology class, they were determined to find a way!!!
End of chapter 18
yeah well one way is as good as another, ....but will they think that?
(nyark nyark nasty hieichan)
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