-We are never going to find a cure, I give up!
disclaimer: all dbz caracters belong to Akira Toriyama and all fictionnal ones to me
-No you don’t, the only reason we can’t find a cure is because your case is the most twisted ever seen.
-Oh thanks, that cheered me up!
-Come on, I bet you the idea is right in front of us and we just can’t see it.
-Ok , let’s carry on looking through your mom’s database, I’ve never seen anything so vast.
-Can you imagine she pretty much knows everything that’s in here?
-You’re joking right?!! She’s not human!!!! She’s a bloody computer!!!!
-Hey that’s my mother you’re talking about!!
-Sorry, I was surprised.
-Hey check this out, I might have found something.
-What?!
-Oh, no, this is for pigs......lol.
-Fuck you, idiot, and stop laughing...!!!
-Oh come on, you’re laughing too, and besides, I don’t know, it just might work hahaha.
-Hun, idiot..Hey wait, read this, I didn’t try this yet.
-What, another of your voodoo spells? We already tried a few, and I’m not going to dig for forest worms again.
-Well at least we had a good fishing party after. Anyway, no , this is called shock therapy.
-Now you want to electrocute it? Poor thing, not only will you still be unable to get it up, but it’ll shrink too if you carry on torturing it !!!
-No, not that kind of shock you moron, mental shock. See, they suppose that the bloquage is caused by your mental that unconsciously stops you from getting hard, and they say that if you create a shock regarding the particular bloquage, it might unblock.
-Yeah ok, I follow, but what kind of shock?
-Hum, this is a long article, I should take it home and go through it, I’ll tell you in a week or more, if I understand.
-Ok, I’ll keep on searching. By the way, completely out of subject......then again......there’s a new student arriving in our class tomorrow.
-Yeah, so?
-It’s an italian girl from what I heard.
-Trunks, don’t start playing match makers ok!
-Ok, ok, I’ll say no more.
-Well I’ve got the info on disc so I think I’ll go home now, I’m exhausted.
-Yeah, me too, well see you tomorrow then, and don’t forget to make yourself all pretty.
-Shut up!!
-Yeah I love you too baby hahaha bye!
-Crazy guy, bloody madman!
The next day at school, Trunks was calmly going through his locker when what appeared to be a little girl stepped next to him and started fidgiting with the one next to his. Trunks thought he’d have a laugh .
-Hey cutie, you know, I don’t mean to bust your bubble, but kindergarden is two blocks down from here.
The girl was short, but you could see right away she was no kindergardener.
-You’re not actually talking to me are you?
-Sure I am.
Now of course Trunks had spotted the fact that this one was way older than she looked.
-Do I look like I should be in kindergarden to you?!
She was angry, come to look at it, she was REALLY angry. There she was dressed all in black with her short black hair and her dangling cobweb earrings, what a sight. Trunks was first thrown off by her aggressive response, but not for long, I mean come on, this is Trunks.
-Hey baby don’t get all puffed up, it’s not like you could actually do anything to me, I mean sure moskitos sting, but really not that much haha!
That was it, in 2 seconds her hand came flying towards him as he looked at the slap he was about to get , terrified. (just a little reminder, you can hit Trunks all you want, but a slap will make him cry his heart out, no matter who gives it to him). At the moment the fatal slap was going to connect, one seemingly giant hand next to her frail little wrist, caught her and stopped her right there. Trunks looked shocked and horrified, he looked at the girl with eyes still full of fright but also hatred.
-Trunks are you alright? Maybe you should take a walk hum?
-....Yeah......thanks Crush....see you later.
Trunks just walked away in a zombie-like state.
-Hey let me go will ye?! Why did you stop me?
It was a sight to behold, Crusher was huge, about one head taller than Trunks who himself was Goku’s size, that is about1.95 m high , but next to this little woman, he was an oger.
-Believe me, you’re lucky. Trunks is an odd guy, he doesn’t respond too well to slaps, next time you want to take a go at him, punch him, you’re better off, this guy immediataly cries when you slap him, and he doesn’t stop until you make him feel better, you being the person that slapped him in the first place.
-Weird!
-Yeah, well, he’s special.
-Special, he’s nuts, besides he asked for it, do I look like I’m 4 years old?!!
-Hey, don’t get mad at me, I didn’t say anything.
-Hum, stop looking down at me!
-You are so aggressive, I mean, I don’t really have a choice do I? I’m not going to go around on my knees. No disrespect but you are tiny, and I know for a fact I’m pretty tall myslef, so....
-Hhhh , fine, sorry, it’s just that I’m tired of hearing jokes like his.
-No sweat, I understand. So what’s your name? You new? I never saw you around.
-Yeah, I’m new, I’m from Venezia.
-Oh, you’re the new Italian girl , I heard you were coming.....in my class actually.
-You heard? Wow news goes fast, I got here yesterday!! Anyway, my name is........euhhhm... call me Arachnee.
-You too huh.
-You too what?
-You too you got a name you can’t stomach, I know how you feel, they call me Crusher.
She started scanning him slowly from top to bottom.
-I can see why! You gotta be really strong pretty boy!!
At that comment Crusher flushed red.
-Huum, thanks, so how old are you, I mean this school is full of geniuses . I’m 21, the normal age for my class, Trunks on the other hand is 19, and we study together so.
-Don’t worry, I’m no head, I’m 21 too.
-Really?! Well guess what, I’m Italian too.
-Don’t make fun of me!
-I’m not, I swear it’s true!!
And so they went on in Italian (I’ll spear you, I don’t know a word of Italian!!)
About a month later, Crusher and Arachnee had become pretty good friends, in fact he got in the habit of carrying her around on his shoulders, she didn’t mind, she actually had a view of thing up there! It’s in this position that they met Trunks who had been avoiding them since the dreadful encounter.
-Hey Trunks, over here man!
-Do you have to go around with a gnome on your back?
Trunks’ tone wasn’t all that friendly, he hadn’t forgotten.
-Quit it will you, you asked for what almost happened. This is Arachnee, I thought after a month of your mopping around you might get to be friends huh?
-Just what I need, another backstabbing spaghetti-stuffed friend.
-Come on, she told me she was sorry, next time she’ll just hit you straight.
He looked at her sternly, she gave him a wink , a grin and a v-sign, he smiled.
-Ok, ok good enough, and I guess I’m sorry I made fun about your size, you must get that often, I was in a sarcastic mood, sorry.
-Agreed, but you’ll still have to make it up to me.
-Sure I’ll just take you round my house, there are enough freaks in there to have a sarcastic fieldtrip.
-Hey Trunks, you know how Arachnee just came in from Italy? Well she was living in a motel and was looking for a place to stay, and so since I have a double apartment she’s moving in and we’re splitting the ownership, isn’t it great?!!
-Sure, could you drop your “bag” for a sec (no offense) and follow me.
Crusher put her down and followed Trunks.
-Do you seriously want to make me believe she’s moving in the room next to yours?
-Euhhhmmm..huhum, well, yes.
-Man we really got to get you fixed!! So what did you find out about this article?
-Well it could work but I have certain apprehentions.
-You figured out what this shock is supposed to be?
-Yeah, but you’re not gonna like this either, it says I’m blocked through sex and therefore I should try a way of expressing my sexuality that would shock me, to such an extend that it would destroy the mental bloquage.
-I’m not really following, how do you do that?
-It says in the case of a heterosexual guy, having a sexual encounter with another man might shock him to such an extend it would unblock.
-So they’re asking you to turn gay!!!
-No, they say I have to have one shocking experience . Now see, the state I’m in, I’ll try anything, but where the hell am I gonna find a guy to go along?
-Any gay bar will provide I’m sure.
-No they say it has to be someone you know for the shock to be effective, and preferably someone that isn’t known to be gay at the base.
At that comment Crusher looked at Trunks with a serious and pleading face.
-What!???! nonnonononono, no way, don’t look at me that way, just forget it, I have a girlfriend and I’m in a healthy HETERO relationship, I’m not having anything to do with a guy in my bed, find another way or another guy.
At that, feeling chilly , Trunks got up, gave a small goodbye to his friend and went home.
-I should have known he would say no, but then who or what?
A month later the boys had helped Arachnee move in, especially Trunks who still had to make up for his behaviour towards her, and he did. Then, since the appartment was such a mess, Trunks invited them to sleep over at his house, which they all agreed to. Of course under these circumstances, Lalania and Arachnee shared a room and Trunks and Crusher the other. After dinner everybody said goodnight and went to bed. Trunks was nervous, he couldn’t sleep, so finally he pulled his courage up.
In about a tenth of a second Trunks was stradling Crusher, one hand on his mouth.
-Now listen here, I’m going to do this for you because you are one of my best friends and it tears me up to see you love this girl that much, but I don’t want to hear a word out of you now nor when this is over, and I never want to hear about it again? And I am not, I repeat, I am not fucking you or getting fucked, if forplay doesn’t work well tough! Understood?
Crusher’s eyes were wide open and he nodded silently, at that, Trunks took his hand off and kissed him, deeply , with more passion than Crusher could have expected even from a girl, he closed his eyes laid back and wished to his soul this would work.
Attention all readers, insert yaoi lemon here, I will eventually write one, but I refuse to put it directly into this fic, some people might not like it. On the other hand if anyone wants to write one please do and send it to me I’ll post the best ones.
End of chapter19
Now don’t you people say I didn’t warn you! And as I said if anyone feels like writing a lemon, please do but tell me about it and send it to me, after all Crusher at least is my caracter!!!oh and remember , no sex as such, they never do it, otherwise it would screw up my story for what follows!
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