Regulations from a Hotel in the Wild West

These are true; they were taken from a history text book.

  1. Guests will be provided with breakfast and dinner, but must find their own lunch.
  2. Spiked boots and spurs must be removed before going to bed.
  3. Dogs not allowed in bunks. They may sleep under them.
  4. Towels changed weekly. Insect powder available at the bar.
  5. Special rates to “Gospel Grinders.”
  6. Assaults against the cook are strictly prohibited.
  7. Only registered guests are allowed the special privilege of sleeping on the bar room floor.
  8. To attract the attention of waiters, shoot a hole through the door panel. Two shots for ice water, three for a deck of cards.
  9. In case of fire, guests are expected to escape without reasonable delay.
  10. Guests are required to rise a 6 A.M. This is imperative as the sheets are needed for table cloths.

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