YOUSEF:Here I am, strung up like a fish, writhing in agony and hating life. As I leapt through the air, what was supposed to be the most exciting and exhilirating experience of my life turned out to be a quick realization of the fact that I was just another sucker on their assembly line. The good people of Bungee Downuder, by my conservative estimate, made over 300,000 Dollars in profit in one month .

Though I pressed some of the employees for such information as the cost of the crane rental and their inflated salaries, I was met with derisive stares and a feeling that I was asking questions most of the other suckers didn't. Young Yousef thought it would be best not to antagonize the people attaching him to a rubber band. Next time, I'll do it with my shirt tucked in.