Name: Yousef Tuqan Yousef Tuqan

DOB: November 12, 1975

Current Status: Aspiring corporate raider.

Hobbies: Jazz, Photography, SimCity, and kicking Sari's ass.

Words of Wisdom: "He who laughs last thinks slowest."

Favorite Food: Emhalabiyeh, Fruit Salad, Guinness Stout