"The Star Wars Saga:
What Really Happened"
About 4 years ago, I had this really boring math teacher.  I could not stand listening to her talk.  So, my friend gave me this really awesome idea of writing a Star Wars Opera during class to pass the time.  Well, I was able to write the entire script for such an opera during that school year.  The following year, I wrote its sequel.  However, I started thinking that I don't like operas.  So, now my stories are called:  The Real Star Wars Saga.  By this time, I had just finished Return of the Jedi.  Now, because no one else is sending me stuff to post, I thought it would be a good idea to post my stories. Also, The Phantom Menace has yet to be written.  It'll be write soon, I promise!

I right now am only posting Return of the Jedi, because it was the only one I can find.  I'll find the other someday.  Because I do not like typing, I am only posting a scene or two at a time.  Come back soon, and see if I posted more.  Also, spelling, may be wrong--I do not care.  Also, my stories have a bunch of product placements.  I do not own them or any of the Star Wars stuff.  The stories are rated PG--It has crap, damn, and god.  Any other questions: 
Email me.
Star Wars

Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi