Return of the Jedi
the real story!

Disclaimer:  I do not own Star Wars.  None of the characters are mine.  This story, however, is my work.  If you want to be a total loser, and steal it, whatever. I honestly do not care.  The story is just the result of a really boring day in math.  I also do not own any of the product placements.

Also, I have translated all the languages into Basic, so there is no confusion, or anything.  Except for Chewie, the Ewoks, and Artoo.  I just didn't want to. If you do not like it, stop reading my story, and go away! I have my rights!
Scene 1~In the Death Star

Scene 2~Tatooine: Not in Jabba's Palace, yet

Scene 3~Jabba's Junk Pile

Scene 4~Back into the Palace

Scene 5~Still in the Palace