Here it is, Homer's heartburn relief medicine. You know, I like Fiction and Film. It's taught me to scrutinize everything I see. Check out what time it is behind the purple lady standing on the "O". Whoah, it's 2:47! Do you suppose it suggests the drug works 24 hours a day, seven days a week? That was so ingenius of them! Only, there's one problem: The hour hand wouldn't be pointing straight at the "2," especially if the minute hand is all the way at "47." To learn more about the providers of this purple drug, click on the Barney-colored lady carrying a non-Tinky Winky hankerchief.

1) Synonyms for PURPLE: risque, blue, broad, off-color, racy, salty, shady, spicy, suggestive, wicked

2) Synonyms for PURPLE: rhetorical, bombastic, florid, flowery, high-flown, oratorical, overblown, pompous, stilted, turgid

Oh geez! Perhaps purple is the wrong color for Barney. He can't be suggestive, risque or turgid. That would be just nasty! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! I still wonder about Tinky Winky, with his low voice, triangle and little magical purse... I always thought purple was just the last color of the rainbow. You know what that means, don't you? This purple Prilosec page is very suggestive. Don't look at me; it must be that purple woman sending out all the signals.


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