Homer J. Simpson is a pig, like myself. Here are a few of his favorite foods and beverages he enjoys devouring. His donuts keep him awake while on the job at the Mr. Burns' nuclear power plant, and his beer keeps him company at Moe's tavern with his pal, Barney, and at home, with Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

With all the beer, donuts and other junk he gulps down, do you suppose Homer ever gets gastroesophageal reflux disease? Doh! What's he going to do if he does?