In about eight years...
These two interesting characters will get married. Guess what? I'm invited, and if I'm lucky, I'll get to know where and exactly when it happens.
Whoa! It's Lynn again, only this time standing out from a thousand other fish! Actually, this is her internet postcard to her man. I think she's trying to tell him there's other fish in the sea to look at and be around, but she's the best? Hmm... You're very tricky, Lynn, with all those subliminal messages. Hopefully sometime after that, I'll get to legally cut someone open and make them feel better.
See this guy? He will be my first patient. Look's like Calvin's virus has been pretty busy lately. Poor guy... He's bleeding from every opening in his body. In case you haven't figured it out yet, that hot virus proliferating through this web page is Ebola... Wait... I changed my mind. Perhaps it would be safer to just let him die.
If everything in my life goes wrong, this is how I'll probably end up--as dead as the dude above. |