Alabama: "At Least We're Not Mississippi" or "Yes, we have electricity."
Alaska: "11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!"
Arizona: "But It's a Dry Heat"
Arkansas: "Litterasy Ain't Everyting"
California: "As Seen On TV!" or "30% of our women have more plastic than your Honda"
Colorado: "If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother" or "Beware! Our state troopers drive Saabs"
Connecticut: "Like Massachusetts, But With Less Character"
Delaware: "We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water"
Florida: "Ask Us About Our Grandkids"
Georgia: "We Put the 'Fun' in Fundamentalist"
Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru"
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: "More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Are Real Good"
Illinois: "Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'"
Indiana: "Two Billion Years and Tidal Wave Free"
Iowa: "We're All Ears" or "We do amazing things with corn!"
Kansas: "First of the Rectangle States"
Kentucky: "Five Million Folks; Fifteen Last Names"
Louisiana: "We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos; But That's Our Tourism Campaign"
Maine: "We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster"
Maryland: "A Thinking Man's Delaware" or "If you can dream it, we can tax it"
Massachusetts: "Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden (For Most Tax Brackets)"
Michigan: "First Line of Defense From the Canadians"
Minnesota: "Land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi: "Come Feel Better About Your Own State"
Missouri: "Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work"
Montana: "Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, right-wing Crazies, etc."
Nebraska: "Ask About Our State Motto Contest"
Nevada: "Prostitutes and Poker!"
New Hampshire: "Spend your money, then go away and leave us alone"
New Jersey: "You Want a *&(^(*&%^*%^&% Motto? I Got Your *(^)*$%^&#)^ Motto Right Here!"
New Mexico: "Lizards Make Excellent Pets"
New York: "You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney..."
North Carolina: "Tobacco is a Vegetable"
North Dakota: "We Are One of the 50 States. No, Really!"
Ohio: "We Wish We Were in Michigan" or "At least we're not Michigan!"
Oklahoma: "Like the Play, Only No Singing"
Oregon: "Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner"
Pennsylvania: "Please Cook With Coal"
Rhode Island: "We're Not REALLY an Island"
South Carolina: "Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender"
South Dakota: "One Step Closer Than North Dakota"
Tennessee: "The Educashun State"
Texas: "Si Hablo Engles"
Utah: "Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus"
Vermont: "Don't Get Syruppy On Me" or "Ayuh"
Virginia: "Who Says Government Stiffs and Yokels Don't Mix?"
Washington: "Save Us! We're Overrun By Nerds and Hackers"
Washington DC: "Hey, Wanna Be Mayor?"
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!"
Wisconsin: "Come Cut Our Cheese"
Wyoming: "Where Men Are Men and Sheep Are Nervous"
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