10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on stun.
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room, an anti-matter unit, and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: Lightsaber
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if the world is a class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker isn't obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2) The federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one quarter impulse power, Han Solo floors it.
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