Copyrights: The characters belong to Kishimoto Masashi -sensei.
Rating: PG
Genre: humor
Yhteenveto: Hullujen Sisarusten englanninkielisten Naruto-ficcien rumba jatkuu. Kuten unissapuhumis-ficci, tämäkin on ihan täyttä huumoria, pelleilyä ja Sasukennöyryytystä alusta loppuun. Lue ja kärsi. XD
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Chapter 1: The Forbidden Scroll! A Plan To Acquire It Is Made!
"Sorry, I'm late", said Kakashi-sensei as usual, although he didn't sound like he meant it. "I was helping the Hokage and the others to move this extremely dangerous and suspicious forbidden scroll to a safe place for tonight where it has to be kept until tomorrow morning, when it'll be sent to a place where it'll be firmly stored."
"Yeah right, and Sasuke's blonde", mocked Naruto. "At least this time you spent some time making up that lie!"
"But it's not a lie", Kakashi stated, sounding surprised. "Why are you doubting my words, anyway? I never lie, after all."
"I'm not gonna believe a thing like that! I'm not that much of a fool!" Naruto kept insisting, pointing at his sensei with his index finger. "Shinobi read the hidden meanings within the hidden meanings! That's what you said, isn't it? You just tried to deceive me with a lame lie, but I didn't fall into the trap! I successfully used my wondrous instincts and revealed your sly plan! Admit your defeat!"
"Oh, please", muttered the two other shinobi students. The former of them, Sakura, didn't really know whether to believe Kakashi-sensei or not [she was quite sure the story was false, though], and the latter, Sasuke, didn't really care. The idiot Naruto was just taking more of their precious practising time.
"Well, if you're that eager to see it, come with me", Kakashi figured out. His students followed him to an old house standing in isolation from other households nearby.
"Somehow, this place creeps me out", whined Inner Sakura, but was ignored by everyone as they entered the creepy house. Its walls were black and cold - it was almost as they were stating 'keep out, intruders'. Kakashi didn't seem disturbed by the atmosphere, he just kept walking until they quite soon reached the end of the corridor. There they saw a solid metal box that was bound in chains and an unnecessarily big padlock; Sasuke spotted that it was also protected by well-cast jutsus.
"See? I was telling the truth", said Kakashi happily, patting the box in a friendly way. Naruto let out a disappointed 'humph', but was still sending some interested glares at the box.
"Is there really a forbidden scroll inside?" asked Sakura, her eyes wide open. "You don't get to see too many!"
"This is an exceptionally dangerous and strong scroll", Kakashi told them - somehow, his tone of voice was quite eerie, or it was just the house playing with their imaginations. "It must never be opened again!"
The jounin turned around, giving a happy-go-lucky expression to his team. "Well, shall we start today's lesson?"
"Hai, sensei", answered everyone. Naruto looked at his fellow students, developing an ingenious plan in his mind.
~*~
"Today's the day."
Naruto stared constantly at the house where the forbidden scroll was kept. He had his arms crossed and his grin was determined.
"What day?" Sasuke asked carelessly from somewhere. "Naruto's bathing day?"
"No", Naruto snarled at him. "Today's the day I, Uzumaki Naruto, the future Hokage, will find out the secret of the forbidden scroll."
"What?" asked Sakura, also from somewhere.
"It's true", blustered Naruto. "I've planned it for the whole lesson! Finally it's ended, and our sensei's gone! And tonight I'll do it!"
"You're kidding", Sakura sighed.
"I'm not! My plan's waterproof. Nothing can go wrong! I'll find out about that forbidden scroll and boast at everyone that I have something they don't!"
"Bruises in your butt after getting caught?" Sasuke mocked. Naruto was obviously going to hit him.
"But what about Kakashi-sensei's warnings? That scroll is really dangerous! You should listen to him and stay out of trouble!" Sakura told him. "You - you'll end up doing something stupid and endanger us all..."
"Nah, he was just lying to keep us away from that scroll", Naruto laughed, putting his hands on the back of his head as lifting his head carelessly [after hitting Sasuke hard]. "I'm not going to hurt anyone seriously with that scroll, I just want to know what's written on it! Just to boast about it, I already said!"
"That's pretty desperate", Sakura said, but had to admit to herself that she was interested. "The scroll is guarded well. There's no way you'll even get there."
"I've got one before", Naruto told her patting Sasuke's bump. "When I, ahem, stole a forbidden scroll and mastered Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. It's been pretty useful!"
Sasuke and Sakura's curiousity was aroused.
Hmm... You can learn that kind of things with the scrolls? Sasuke thought.
Naruto's really boasting about stealing a forbidden scroll? But that jutsu is quite impressing... pondered Sakura, still very worried.
"If I can't make it through to the scroll, I won't be worthy to become a Hokage ever!" yelled Naruto impatiently. "I'm gonna do it! I'll certainly do it! I'll acquire the scroll no matter what they're gonna do!"
"You idiot, you'll be crawling back here whining before long", Sasuke muttered, an arrogant smile on his face. "You wouldn't make it even if I helped you, which I'm not going to do."
"If Naruto's attemping to get the scroll, I'm going with him! Somebody has to watch over him so that he won't cause any trouble with it!" Sakura insisted, sending demanding glares over to both Sasuke and Naruto. "Sasuke, you should do it too!"
"I won't", said Sasuke with a firm tone of voice. "If Naruto wants trouble, he can go and plunge into it himself. I won't do it for him."
"You damn Sasuke! You just don't have the guts!" growled Naruto. Sasuke merely sniffed at him.
"I'm not going to play that kind of child's games", he mumbled. "You can't make me do it with things like that."
"Oh yeah? I'm not sharing the scroll with you, anyway!" Naruto shouted in rage, bringing his face right in front of Sasuke's. "Sakura-chan can get a glimpse at it, but you, never! Then we'll know about all the cool jutsus but you won't know anything, and everyone'll think that you're really stupid! Who's the idiot? Who is?!"
"Like that's ever going to happen", answered Sasuke, laughing at his nose. "I won't change my mind. No matter what."
~*~
"How did I end up to do this?" complained Sasuke, but quickly shut up. When attempting to break into a heavily-guarded building a shinobi should stay silent. Naruto wasn't behaving as wisely as he was.
"It doesn't seem like anyone's watching, let's go!" he yelled out and prepared to proceed with the operation, but Sakura hit him hard, hissing:
"What are you doing? These guards are ninjas! They're not supposed to be within sight!"
"Using genjutsu and turning into jounins would be the best option", Sasuke pondered, glaring intensely at the dark house. "But who could we pass as?"
"Kakashi-sensei could enter!" Naruto said, trying not to move the leaves of the branch he was sitting on.
"We don't know if he's guarding it right now", Sakura disagreed. "The guards'll probably kill anyone entering the grounds without permission. It's too dangerous!"
Naruto grinned.
"It's about the time to use my plan, then", he giggled. His teammates looked at him, not knowing what to think.
~*~
"I told you, it was a perfect plan!" Naruto laughed aloud, stepping along the dark corridor leading to the scroll. "A flawless one!"
"I can't believe that even the female shinobi fell for it", mumbled Sakura, her faith in the elder ninjas seriously shaken. "All... all that blood!"
"What I can't believe is that they put such a bunch of perverts to guard this scroll", snorted Sasuke. "A shinobi should be prepared for everything."
"Even for a naked woman appearing out of nowhere?!" Sakura coughed. Naruto guffawed; he was apparently content with the outcome of his special jutsu.
"There it is!" he exclaimed, pointing at the box. It was open.
The explanation for such an unexpectable incident stood right next to the box.
"Wha...? How... How did you get here?!?!" Naruto screamed at Rock Lee, Neji and Tenten, who were holding the chain that had wrapped the box in their arms. All of them looked more than surprised.
"That is exactly what I should ask you!" Tenten shouted back at him. "I mean, if you guys could get past the guards, they were definitely just slacking around!"
"I used my secret perfect plan! What about you? It's really hard to miss those eyebrows!" Naruto kept yelling. Rock Lee frowned, seeming a little guilty as he held the chain.
"Neji's Byakugan was of great help", he just murmured, staring at Sasuke. "So you too want to know what kind of secret jutsus have been sealed into the forbidden scroll."
"It was my idea! You stole it!" accused Naruto, when yet another hoot interrupted him:
"What the hell - ?"
"It's Sakura!" gasped Ino, who had just arrived with her teammates, Shikamaru and Chouji. The latter wasn't eating anything this time, which was quite alarming.
"Ino, how - what?" Sakura gasped too, not knowing what to say.
"I don't believe this", Neji muttered, lowering his gaze to face the box which still included the forbidden scroll. "Everyone can't have got the same idea of robbing this scroll, can they?"
"It - it seems they can", they heard another voice, a voice that belonged to Neji's cousin. The boy was astounded.
"Hinata-sama?!" he practically screamed. "No way!"
"I'm sorry", wheezed Hinata, almost teary-eyed.
"What are you apologizing for?" growled Inuzuka Kiba.
"I'm sorry - I mean, uh, ah, well, it just happened", Hinata continued. She spotted the surprised Naruto and flinched.
"Don't forget us", a voice came from the corridor. The Sand team, Gaara, Kankurou and Temari, were there as well, glaring at the other students very angrily.
"We want the scroll as well", Kankurou said arrogantly. "Get out of our way!"
"Or you'll regret it", laughed Temari. Rock Lee made a move towards the box, but stopped almost at the same time.
"Ah - the scroll?" asked Hinata carefully. Lee's normally round eyes had widened even more.
"It - it's gone!" he gasped. Everyone drew a quick, surprised breath.
"Who could've...?" Tenten whispered, looking at the others to find the one who had managed to take the scroll from the front of her eyes.
Suddenly, a blinding light emerged from the dark corner behind the metal box. Most of the ninja students jumped farther to find a place to hide themselves, the others just sheltered their eyes... the light formed into a long scroll floating freely in the air... and a cheerful voice yelled out:
"Cheerio!"